Wednesday, September 19, 2007

European Champion League comes again

Well guys, ECL comes again..and i'm so excited as both my favourite teams qualify to the final stage.









Last night both of 'em had their opening match. kudos for Real Madrid for beating Bremen 2-1, but for Chelsea, a draw with Rosenborg is unacceptable.

Next match:

3 Oct 2007
Valencia vs Chelsea
Lazio vs Real Madrid

*All game started at 1945, err..about 2.45 a.m. 4 Oct 2007

ICE - In Case of Emergency

I get this idea through a forwarded email from a friend.

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.

Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign. The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose.

In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as "ICE."

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 And ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference! Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Plane Crash in Thailand

A plane has reportedly crashed while trying to land on the Phuket airport runway after being caught in strong winds. It is said that the pilot could not see the runway properly and the plane heavily hit the runway. The aircraft immediately broke into two pieces and caught fire. At least 88 people died and no Malaysian were reported passengers of that plane.
Its a tragic news to start a day..I felt sorry for their family..
From what I know, this plane was a budget airlines. Many budget airlines use older planes that have been leased or purchased after years of use by other airlines. The accident was likely to raise new questions about the safety of budget airlines in Southeast Asia.
Speaking of budget airline, we also have one our famous Air Asia with the motto "Now everyone can fly". We heard them bought a few of Airbus plane not too long ago. Now, they sponsors F1 team, Renault and you can see Air asia.com at every referee's shirt in English Premier League. Thats mean they are making big money.
But, are we sure of the safety? Yes, various of safety measure have been taken but shit happens sometimes. I hope Air Asia should be more careful after the crash of its competitor's plane. We dont want to hear nor see jokes in the paper "Air Asia - Now everybody can crash"

Friday, September 14, 2007

Tennis: Federer to face Sampras in Shah Alam



World number one tennis player Roger Federer will take on his predecessor Pete Sampras in an exhibition match on Nov 22 at the Malawati Stadium in Shah Alam.The clash between the two greats is part of the inaugural Merdeka Tennis Challenge which features the exhibition match and the US$150,000 Malaysian Open.




The Malaysian Open featuring men's singles and doubles events is held at the same venue from Nov 18-25.




The exhibition match is the second time the two players will meet after their only meeting in a professional match during the fourth round of the 2001 Wimbledon Championships.
Federer then upset his former idol 7-6 (9-7), 5-7, 6-4, 6-7 (7-2), 7-5 win.

Federer also took great delight in beating Sampras at the American player's home in Los Angeles in a friendly match during his build-up to the Pacific Life Open in March.

“To play against Pete is a dream come true. The only time I ever played him in a professional match was in my first Centre Court appearance at Wimbledon in that famous match which I won 7-5 in the fifth set,” said Federer in a recorded video statement.

“I was still very young and Pete was clearly reigning at that time. I am so excited to play Pete and I am really looking forward to visiting Malaysia for the first time,” added the Swiss.

Sampras is also looking forward to playing Federer again.

“Practising with Roger in March has given me confidence as I felt that I really could hold my own,” said Sampras in a telephone interview during the press conference to announce the Merdeka Tennis Challenge in Petaling Jaya yesterday.

“It will be two players who have similar temperament playing some great tennis for the sake of history. Both of us like to let our racquets do the talking.”

Sampras also believes that Federer would be able to break his record of 14 Grand Slam titles.

Federer picked up his 10th Grand Slam by winning the Australian Open in January and would be looking to add to that number at the French Open, which starts on Sunday.

Another exhibition match is being organised during the Merdeka Tennis Challenge but the players involved will be named at a later date by the organisers First Events Promotions Sdn Bhd.

Meanwhile, the Malaysian Open would feature a qualifying draw as well as a 32-player main draw. There would be no qualifying tournament for the doubles and the main draw would feature 16 pairs.

The organisers will exercise the right to offer at least one wild card entry in the men's singles qualifiers and another in the doubles for Malaysian players.




Thursday, September 13, 2007

Bulan Ramadhan Al-Mubarak

Hari ini hari pertama umat Islam berpuasa. Jadi, aku dengan rendah diri ingin mengucapkan "Selamat Berpuasa" untuk seluruh umat Islam di dunia dan untuk non-muslim di Malaysia saya ingin ucapkan "Selamat Membeli makanan di Pasar Ramadhan" tapi jangan sampai yang berpuasa takde makanan nak makan!!!

Salt vs Talcum powder

This incident happend last week on the air....

Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to call to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor.

She asked,"Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." she said.

The lady confidently said, "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs...

Friday, September 07, 2007

Why Singapore never won Miss Universe

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their MissUniverse representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked ? simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says:LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is :Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even moreapplause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU
The Judges fainted..!!!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Merdeka Celeb

After going back to KL from enjoying my 3 days meeting in Tioman Island, I got a call from Wisma Putra asking me to report duty in Renaissance Hotel on the 27th..and i will taking care the Minister from New Zealand, Hon. Rich Barker.

Actualy, Im on leave that day, but for the love of the country, i made my sacrifice..yeah rite!! Menyumpah tak hingat...

*to be continued*

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Meeting in Tioman Island

After LID in Langkawi, I have to left my wife alone again for a stupid JKP meeting in Tioman Island. Its all because our big boss wants to go snorkeling. Im so fucked up..



But I am a positive person, I will bring my camera together and try to snap some nice picture to show to my wife. Maybe in the future, i'll try to arrange a trip there..just for both of us..oh yeah, i forgot......theres another person will always follow us after this...this little devil inside her belly.

Monday, August 20, 2007

I am a married Person


20.07.2007 - Kuala Terengganu.
The Akad Nikah ceremony between me and Melmel were being held at my house in Kuala Terengganu and run smoothly that day with me doing the Lafaz Akad only once...!!! Look at the date...im proud of us..
21.07.2007
Bersanding ceremony..about 2000+ people coming. Only after the ceremony in the evening, i've been told that the chicken dishes and the pickles were "sold out" as early as 2 pm..
Nway, we are married now..and its been a month already.
For all friends, thank you for your wishes and we wish you guys the same..

New Man

Hello...I'm Back.

After a few months since I left Met. Dept. and adapting my life in MOSTI, I felt an overwhelming wave of tense and bored surrounded me..so I said to myself. I need to blog..

One of things that I hate here in MOSTI is the computer.. you can access blogger.com from here but you cannot transfer you picture from phone or your digital camera into the computer..seriously, I have a lot of pictures to be put in here but I can't. That's why i stopped blogging.

Theres a lot i would like to tell...like I'm married and my wife's pregnancy...my car looks normal again..places that i went..being a Liaison Officer, but to me a story isn't complete without a picture.
So, I didn't post a single story or any fucking updates because I CANT PUT MY PICTURE IN IT!!!
ARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Anyway, we are living in a high technology world. I'll try to update this page regularly with or without pictures..InshaAllah.

First thing first, I start with changing its skin...hows that??

Thursday, May 03, 2007

First Day

Hari ni hari pertama aku 'report duty' di Kementerian Sains Teknologi dan Inovasi (MOSTI). Aku ditempatkan di Bahagian Pembangunan Sumber Manusia dibawah En Zulhisham Ahmad Shukori.

Masuk-masuk aje dah diberikan tugas yang pertama, iaitu menyediakan kertas cadangan kenaikan pangkat JUSA C untuk Datin TKSU(O) aku.

Nanti aku akan update bersama gamba bilik baru aku...tunggu

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Teks Mufti Perak Menghadap Sultan Perak

Maksud Hadith rasulullah S.A.W. : "Mereka yang tidak memikirkan masalah ummatku BUKAN dari kalangan ummatku"

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh,
Hari Isnin, saya ke Kuala Lumpur dan saya menemui enam peguam dan beberapa pemimpin NGO untuk mendengar taklimat mengenai keadaan agama Islam dan orang Islam di negara ini.

Taklimat berlangsung selama empat jam setengah. Pada pagi Selasa, saya telah dipanggil oleh Sultan Perak untuk menyembah taklimat. Kemudian menyembahkan taklimat yang hampir sama pula kepada Majlis Raja-Raja. Saya memberi taklimat mengenai bahaya yang sedang dihadapi oleh umat Islam pada ketika ini.

Bencana umat Islam

Waktu ini ada kes Lina Joy (Azlina binti Jelani) yang sedang menunggu keputusan. Lina Joy memeluk Kristian dan berkahwin dengan seorang India beragama Kristian. Dia pohon kepada Mahkamah supaya namanya ditukar kepada Lina Joy dan agama dipadamkan dari Mykad beliau tetapi Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara tidak dapat memadamkannya kerana tiada perintah dari Mahkamah Syariah.Lantaran itu, beliau telah mencabar ke Mahkamah Persekutuan berasaskan Perkara 11 (1) Perlembagaan Persekutuan yang menyebutkan bahawa tiap-tiap individu rakyat Malaysia berhak memilih agamanya sendiri (Every person has the right to profess and practice his religion)

Kes ini dibicara di hadapan tiga hakim di Mahkamah Agung iaitu Ketua Hakim Negara, seorang hakim bukan Melayu dan seorang hakim beragama Kristian. Jika dalam kes ini Lina Joy menang; maka agama Islam akan hancur. Ia membawa implikasi:
i) Kuasa Raja mengenai agama Islam akan hilang.
ii) Kuasa Mahkamah Syariah tidak boleh dipakai.
iii) Orang Islam tidak boleh memaksa anaknya sembahyang, tidak berhak lagi kutip
zakat dan tiap-tiap orang boleh mentafsir Islam ikut kehendaknya. Itulah akibatnya.

Malangnya orang Islam nampaknya tidak prihatin sehingga dalam perbicaraan itu. Tidak ramai yang hadir untuk menyatakan sikap dan sokongan. Majlis Agama pun dilihat tidak menghantar orang Islam. Pemerhati dari Islam tiada. Ini berbeza dari kalangan bukan Islam. Hatta, peguam/pemerhati dari Kedutaan Kanada , Australia dan Amerika Syarikat pun sanggup datang.Bahkan, peguam-peguam pemerhati ini dibenarkan berhujah. Ini amat berbahaya. Ia belum pernah berlaku. Jadi Majlis Raja-Raja sedikit tersentak setelah saya melaporkan perkara ini.
Peguam Negara telah dipanggil oleh Majlis Raja-Raja dan Peguam Negara kata tidak boleh buat apa-apa. Tunggu keputusan saja. Inilah keadaan yang telah menjadi bagaikan telur di hujung tanduk.

Gerakan Kristian dan Hinduisme

Orang Melayu yang berjinak dengan Kristian biasa dilatih secara mendalam di Singapura. Identiti mereka ditukar. Sekarang, terdapat dua gereja orang Melayu di Kuala Lumpur. Di Brickfield, ada usaha memberi makan tengah hari percuma pada hari Jumaat kepada remaja Melayu yang lepak supaya mereka leka dan tidak pergi ke masjid. Terdapat ratusan pemuda-pemuda Melayu pergi ke gereja di Brickfield ini.

Saya telah memberitahu juga hampir 250,000 orang Islam yang murtad tapi saya dicabar oleh Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri. Orang Islam yang memeluk agama Hindu sahaja sudah hampir 100,000 orang. (Sumber : jangkaan Persatuan India Muslim). Bahkan mengikut laporan pihak polis, belia-belia Islam yang menganggotai black metal, yang memaki Tuhan sudah ada 13,000 hingga 14,000. Orang yang ikut Ayah Pin yang mempercayai "Ayah Pin itu Tuhan" adalah 14,000 orang. Ini yang menjadikan saya lantang.

Majlis Raja-Raja Bangkitkan:
1) Apa peranan masjid.
2) Apa peranan imam-imam dan pengurusan masjid.
3) Kenapa tidak bendung sedangkan ada undang-undang.
Peguam Negara kata, berbezanya paderi dengan imam-imam kita ialah paderi-paderi menunggu kedatangan hadirin seperti menghormati tetamu di pintu gereja. Mereka memberi khutbah dengan terancang dan profesional sehingga orang boleh yakin dengan cakap-cakap mereka. Selesai majlis, mereka tunggu di pintu gereja dan mengucapkan selamat. Mereka suka bertanya khabar dan suka ambil tahu dan sering tawarkan pertolongan. Bezanya, khutbah kita tidak menarik. Disampai secara tidak profesional.

Di Uzbakistan dan China , walaupun 70 tahun ditekan, mereka masih kuat. Dalam keadaan yang cukup kuat ditekan, mereka cuma utamakan penyebaran salam dan kuatkan silaturrahim di samping membaca ayat-ayat suci Al-Quran di dinding-dinding masjid. Imam masih boleh berbahasa Arab. Itu ketika Komunis berkuasa. Ini rahsia kekuatan mereka dapat bertahan.

Serangan aqidah di Malaysia

Sekarang di Malaysia kita diserang dalam bentuk yang dahsyat. Serangan pemikiran.
1) Golongan intelektual.Orang Kristian yang buat serangan. Walaupun mereka berjaya serang tetapi mereka tidak dapat tawan hati orang Islam. Untuk itu mereka cuba mempelajari Islam dengan untuk menyerang Islam. Mereka juga wujudkan fakulti-fakulti Islam di universiti mereka.
2) Mereka juga melahirkan kekacauan kepercayaan lalu membawa pemikiran Islam liberal. Mereka letak semua agama itu sama. Ia datang dari sumber yang sama iaitu Tuhan yang sama. Cuma masa wahyu turun, Islam diterjemah dalam mesej ketuhanan itu mengikut bahasa-bahasa berbeza sesuai dengan bangsa dan keturunan Nabi. Tegas mereka, kitab-kitab suci itu adalah terjemahan. Oleh itu ia boleh dipinda dan ditafsirkan semula. Dalam kurun ke 16, ia telah disaran oleh Yahudi dan diterima oleh para paderi Kristian.

Ini yang menjadikan Kristian berpecah pada berpuluh-puluh mazhab. Dulu, cuma ada Kristian dari mazhab Roman Katholik. Masing-masing menuduh masing-masing mazhab kafir. Inilah pula yang dibawa ke dalam dunia Islam.

Islam liberal begini mulai masuk pula ke Indonesia . Mereka menguasai universiti dan media dengan dilindungi dan disokong dengan kuat oleh AS dengan berbilion-bilion USD. Ini menjadikan fakulti-fakulti pengajian Islam di universiti-universi ti di Indonesia sudah tidak ada lagi penuntut. Kini sudah ada fatwa di Indonesia bahawa perkahwinan lelaki sesama lelaki itu sah. Faraid dan hudud sudah tidak relevan dan harus dibuang. Ini pun hampir difatwakan akhir-akhir ini oleh Majlis Agama Indonesia. Ia sedang berkembang kerana tulisan-tulisan ini dipelopori oleh intelektual.

Sekarang, di Malaysia pun sudah terbawa-bawa. Begitu. Tulisan-tulisan yang liberal seumpama ini biasanya ditulis oleh wartawan-wartawan dalam akhbar-akhbar berbahasa Inggeris. Dulu Astora Jabat saja yang tulis dalam akhbar Melayu. Kini, Astora guna majalah Al Islam pula sebagai platform dengan ditukar namanya kepada Hussin Ab. Rahman. Kasim Ahmad pun sekarang sudah diberi tempat semula untuk menulis dalam Al Islam.

Keputusan kes pakai serban Ini ada laporannya dalam semua akhbar. Bagaimana 3 murid Islam memakai serban di sekolah telah diberhentikan dan kes mereka pula kalah di mahkamah. Sedang penganut agama lain kenapa bebas memkai serban dan mengamal agama mereka ? Ini satu penghinaan yang sungguh dahsyat ke atas Nabi kita dan Islam pada amnya.

Allah jadikan sembahyang berjemaah lima waktu. Ini bertujuan untuk melahirkan ukhwah. Hikmahnya cukup besar. Seorang orientalis buat kajian kenapa ada rakaat-rakaat dalam sembahyang. Orientalis yang akhirnya masuk Islam itu, sembahyang itu sebagai satu bentuk caj. Pertemuan bahu dengan bahu, kaki dan kaki dia akan caj kuasa rohani.

Untuk itu, kita perlu kuatkan diri. Orang Hindu sedang kuatkan diri mereka. Mereka giat buat tokong Hindu. Di Perak misalnya, ada 2,000tokong Hindu sedangkan masjid cuma 560 buah sahaja. Dan agama Hindu ini semakin menampakkan keganasan. Terdapat ramai juga orang Melayu yang diHindukan. Kini, Filem-filem Bollywood juga di gunakan untuk mendakyahkan agama Hindu di seluruh dunia. Harap kepada siapa?

Kita tidak boleh lagi harapkan pihak berkuasa Jakim, Jabatan Agama atau pihak kerajaan untuk melindungi kita. Allah tidak amanahkan Islam, al-Quran dan Sunnah ini kepada kerajaan tetapi Allah amanahkan kepada setiap individu muslim.
Allah S.W.T berfirman:"Kami wariskan al-Quran itu kepada hamba-hamba Kami yang terpilih iaitu yang beriman kepada Allah; (bukan kepada kerajaan)."

Peringatan-Peringatan Daripada Allah S.W.T.

Tsunami, gerak gempa bumi, ramai umat Islam yang mati. Ini peringatan. Kenapa di Acheh dan Bangladesh ?

Bukan bermakna orang Acheh yang bermaksiat, tetapi mungkin maksiat berlaku di tempat lain. Bagaimanapun, pada malam kejadian itu, ada permainan tari menari dan pesta minum arak di pantai yang berdekatan.

Demikian, sedikit ringkasan. Wallahu a'lam

Dato' Harussani Bin Zakaria
Mufti Diraja Negeri Perak

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Kursus Pengucapan Awam dan Penulisan Teks Berkualiti



Pada 9-12 April, aku kembali ke INTAN Bukit Kiara untuk menjalani Kursus Pengucapan Awam dan Penulisan Teks Berkualiti.

Puan Rahimah Yeop yang sememangnya aku kenali sekarang dah ada 'sidekick' baru iaitu Puan Siti Mariam. Dua-dua orang ni memang layak masuk Program Komunikasi dan Pembangunan Latihan, INTAN.

So kelas kami ada 14 orang. Sayangnya, last day iaitu hari persembahan ucapan, salah seorang dari kami, Encik Roslan terpaksa pulang ke Pulau Pinang kerana bapa mertuanya meninggal dunia. Al-Fatihah.

Gambar ini diambil pada majlis penutup kursus ini. Aku rasa kursus ni best kerana tenaga pengajarnya yang berdedikasi dan penyertaan yang sangat baik dari peserta. Aku juga dapat berkenalan dengan kawan baru yang semuanya tidak pernah berjumpa sebelum ini. Atleast dapat jugak tambah network terutamanya dengan penghulu kami, dari Telekom Malaysia, dan juga yang lain terutama dari Pejabat Mufti, Agensi Dadah Negara, Pembangunan Wanita, JKR, Jabatan Penerbangan, Muzium Negara, LHDN, Bomba dan juga Pejabat Undang-undang.

Antara yang menarik kursus ni, pada hari terakhir kami disuruh membuat pengucapan awam dan pengucapan awam kami dinilai oleh ahli kelas sendiri. Keputusannya, tempat pertama dimenangi oleh penghulu kami, tempat kedua oleh Cik Edawati dari Pembangunan Wanita dan ketiga oleh En Baharuddin dari Agensi Dadah.

Walaupun aku takde tempat langsung, tapi aku puas hati dengan ilmu yang aku perolehi dari kursus tersebut.

Kepada sahabat-sahabat kursus Pengucapan Awam dan Penulisan Teks Berkualiti, harap panjang umur dan murah rezeki, semoga kita berjumpa lagi.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Suara Hati Seorang PTD...Guru perlu buka minda

Hi all, aku dah balik dari kursus di Ulu Sepri. Tapi first day aku kesana, berita ini menjadi muka depan akhbar Utusan. "Guru sepakat tolak PTD".

Beza Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik (PTD) dan guru bagai langit dan bumi. Guru dilatih untuk menguasai kemahiran dalam bidang P&P. PTD dilatih sebagai penjawat awam untuk bidang pengurusan dan pentadbiran awam termasuklah pembangunan, perolehan dan perkhidmatan.
Tugas-tugas sebegini di Jabatan Pelajaran Negeri (JPN) sememangnya milik PTD.

Seringkali kedengaran guru bersatu demi kenaikan pangkat tetapi jarang muncul dalam media massa guru bersatu demi kenaikan prestasi sekolah.

Apa silapnya latihan kepada guru hingga melahirkan guru yang hilang arah tujunya dalam mendidik anak bangsa (bukan semua)?Jawatan penerbit rancangan di Bahagian Teknologi Pendidikan Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia (KPM) dan kaunselor di sekolah turut digurukan hingga menjadi guru kaunseling/bimbingan tetapi Persatuan Penerbit Rancangan dan Kaunselor Malaysia dan Dunia tidak pernah bersengkang mata dengan pelbagai simposium dan kolokium semata-mata untuk mencipta resolusi tolak guru yang masuk tanpa diundang dalam skim bakat dan seni atau sosial?

Implikasinya KPM terpaksa mengeluarkan sejumlah peruntukan besar untuk melatih `bidan terjun' dan `pak sanggup' kaunselor dan penerbit rancangan ini yang rata-ratanya tiada kepakaran dalam bidang berkenaan.Hakikatnya masalah disiplin dan buli semakin meruncing di sekolah, TV Pendidikan tidak menjadi wahana pembelajaran dan saya percaya ramai pelajar dan guru sendiri tidak menggunakan TV Pendidikan.

Inilah `dosa' yang kita semua tanggung apabila kita tidak meletakkan orang yang terbaik kepada jawatan yang sesuai. Kita paksa guru yang pakar dalam P&P menjadi kaunselor dan penerbit rancangan yang tidak termasuk dalam pakej latihan perguruan di IPTA dan IPG.

Bahagian Sumber Manusia (BSM) KPM yang selama ini dikhususkan untuk PTD telah menerima kemasukan guru. Pegawai PTD tidak pernah buang guru malah pegawai inilah yang bersusah payah memohon dengan JPA untuk mempersilakan guru di BSM.

Indahnya perkhidmatan awam di Malaysia ini bila kita melatih individu dan meletakkannya di tempat yang dia sepatutnya ada. Ini akan menjana penggunaan guna tenaga yang optimum.Harap-harapnya guru terbuka minda, jangan fikir sempit. Pentingkanlah hasrat negara untuk menyediakan pendidikan berkualiti untuk semua. Ini akan dapat dicapai bila wujudnya kerjasama dengan perkhidmatan lain.

Renungkanlah semula semasa anda di institusi pendidikan yang melatih anda menjurus ke arah pemantapan proses pengajaran serta pembelajaran dan bukannya tugas-tugas pentadbiran atau perkeranian....

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Out Again

Hmm..baru je aku nak ber'blog' balik dah kena pegi kursus. Kursus kali ni di BTN Ulu Sepri, Negeri Sembilan. Kursus Pembangunan Kepimpinan Pegawai PTD, namanya. Tujuan kursus ni sebenarnya sebagai latihan atau persediaan sebelum memangku atau dinaikkan pangkat ke gred yang lebih tinggi.

Aih..dah nak naik pangkat ke aku?? Kalu ikutkan, aku masih tak layak nak naik pangkat. Banyak lagi yang aku kena belajar. Jawab soklan PTK pun tunggang terbalik lagi. Inikan lagi kalau dah naik pangkat, mesti org 'expect' aku dah pandai buat keja. "Mengular" aku reti laa, tu skill aku paling hebat.

Tapi, dari apa yg aku sembang dengan orang JPA, penempatan aku yang baru dah pun ditetapkan..aku kena balik MOSTI. Terus terang aku katakan, aku dah suka duduk di Meteorologi ni. Sukan ada, aktiviti sosial pun ada..bos pun ok..

Nway, ni semua cabaran dalam hidup yang aku kena hadapi...

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

5 Golden Lesson

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each
"So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm." MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

LESSON 2

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
LESSON II: "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"

LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?
"The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???
" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
LESSON III: "NEVER INSULT ANYONE"

LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.
" The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE".The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!! ......... "
LESSON IV: "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHIT HAPPENS"

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain....... .. I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood....... . I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for thebrain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs........ . I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
Eyes........ . I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it'sgoing.
Asshole..... I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE"

Thursday, March 22, 2007

I'm Back


It been a while now. I kept thinking why cant I write in my own blog? Then I realise, Google had bought Blogger.com, so I must login with gmail account..how stupid I am..


So, my enggagement is getting near,

on the left is the enggagement ring. Maymel seems very happy since she saw this ring and its good for me. I dunno why diamonds have very good persuasive skill with women? Their eyes goes bling-bling when they saw one. I wonder if women evaluations for love depends on how big the diamonds are?? "palis-palis jauh-jauh"!!!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Cinta : The Review

For me, going home after work is such a boring journey. Stucked in a traffic jam is like a daily routine and moving 10km per hour really can brings out one's stupidity especially when he's driving a fast car like Ferarri or just a 'cilokable' Kancil..

Usually I will have something to eat and fill my stomach first before driving back home. At least when your stomach is full, the stupidity that comes out are reduced. But, new problem arise; where to eat??

Then I realised that it has been a while for me since the last time I went to a 'pasar malam'. Lucky for me, there was a 'pasar malam' in front of vista angkasa and I parked my car nearby. After bought some 'nasi ayam' and 'keropok lekor' for dinner, I saw a stall selling pirated CDs and finally for RM4, I bought a Malay movie, Cinta. I know that it is wrong especially for a government servant like me to support these pirates but honestly I never feel satisfied with the standard of a Malay movies and frankly speaking, most of Malay movies CDs should should be sold same price as a pirated one..I'm not a generous guy but i'm not that stingy neither..

But I guess I was wrong..

Not because of the inconvenience watching a very low quality of dubbing process, fed-up with the interruption when the cd hanged and the idiotic act of not buying extra stock for cigarets...but i found out that this 'Cinta' is the kind of a story I've been waiting all along. The story line, the plots, the scripts and all the expression of the actors were put in a higher standard than before. It really makes the industry proud.

Although it was a bit similar to a Filipino telemovie called "Bcoz of U" and American movie "Love Actually", but still 'Cinta' has its own originality and quality. As our industry has upgraded, maybe next time, Malaysian's producer could use a proper film to shoot so that our movie will not look like a 'soap-drama' kind of picture..

I really recommend this movie, and it worth buying the original CD..hehehe..ok,ok..I will also get one original too..like the motto when I was in USM, Penang. "Kepimpinan melalui teladan"..

Monday, January 15, 2007

Pameran Kegemilangan Sains dalam Tamadun Islam

Jumaat lepas, aku telah diarahkan untuk memastikan lawatan 9 buah bas ke Pameran Kegemilangan Sains dalam Tamadun Islam berjalan lancar. Rupa-rupanya mereka tu orang kampung Timbalan Ketua Pengarah aku, Pn. Che Gayah. Pada mereka, TKP aku ni adalah idola bagi parents-parents yang ada di kampung tu. Dalam banyak perkara, nama TKP aku ni laa yang sering disebut-sebut utk dijadikan contoh dan teladan untuk anak-anak mereka.

Well, our journey started after Solat Jumaat, as it turns out 'semua tak pegi' sebab diaorg musafir, including me..hehehe..

Aku dengar group semalam kucar kacir sebab arahan dari pihak Urusetia tak berapa jelas. So, awal pagi lagi aku dah jumpa Urusetia dan dapatkan arahan yang sepatutnya untuk aku dan ahli group aku.
First stop, Petronas Philharmonic Orchestra Hall,the place where Datuk Siti Nurhaliza organized a concert with Dato' S.M Salim. Aku takut tak sempat dengan masa Dewan tu beroperasi, jadi situlaa aku tuju dulu. Walaupun the audience hanya mendengar taklimat dari pegawai yang bertugas di sana, but they gave their best attention to the brief they've been given.

But the main event for that day, is the Exibition itself..it only took them about 1 hour to finish the exibition with the help of "Digi ghost look alike" that wears a yellow uniform with mini P.A System attached to thier body..

Lawatan berakhir pada pukul 6 petang apabila semua ahli lawatan menaiki bas masing-masing. Ucapan 'terima kasih' tak lekang dari mulut mereka. Kembang hati aku, atleast kami dah lakukan tugas kami dengan baik. Syabas..