2 BIG 2 SMALL - THE GREAT MALAYSIAN DREAM

I found it in the net. Its an old blog, but worth to read...

Thrice a week, millions of Malaysians of all races, from all walks of life congregate in tiny 10 by 20 feet places. Men and women who will elbow you out of the way at train and bus stations, queue patiently at hundreds of betting shops scattered across the country. The KTM (Kuda Toto Magnum) shop is as ubiquitous as the neighborhood Seven Eleven, a theatre of dreams for the average Malaysian. Teenagers in shorts, yuppies with ties, women with hair dyed blond, policemen in uniform indulge in the great Malaysian tradition of betting on 4 digit numbers. It was speculated that our Formula One ace, Alexander Yoong fared miserably because he slowed down to look for debris with numerical significance whenever a fellow competitor crashes. Can't blame him though, his sponsor was after all Magnum, one of the leading gaming operators.

The other popular Malaysian preoccupation of setting senseless world records coexists happily with this national pastime. The patriotic desire to preserve Malaysia's record for having the world's highest incidence of road accidents provides punters with a limitless source of numbers and inspiration. If broken vehicle license plates are not available, Malaysians turn to the roadside "Datoks"; mythical shrines and statutes erected underneath trees and big rocks. Opportunists appeased the "Datoks" with ornaments of street worship and received spiritual predictions in return. Those blessed with winning numbers repay their benefactor with fruits, slaughtered chickens or a concrete shelter, depending on the size of the windfall.

On draw days, near closing hours, you'll find a mess of triple parked cars and motorcycles slotted haphazardly into every available space outside the lottery shop. Oddly enough, there is courteous social interaction in 11th hour gambling. The encountered greetings are indicative of the individual's hopes and motivation. When you meet a Chinese acquaintance at the gaming shop, the likely greeting is an optimistic "Fatt Choy" (Prosper). The Malay hopeful, on the other hand, sheepishly explains his presence as "Berlabur" (Investing). The guilt of deviating from sanctioned investments is compounded by the ever present danger of encountering religious department officers on duty. The Indians would greet each other with a redundant Numberela?" (Buying Number?). A kind of mutual reaffirmation that they are both at the right place, at the right time.

Broken number plates often transformed into broken dreams. At coffeshops, the morning after, it's not uncommon to overhear someone cursing "Phui! Chou Hye!" (Smelly Female Genital!) when he discovers the winning number is 'terbalik' (reversed) that of his forecast. Undaunted, another intrepid gambler scans the results in the newspapers like a diligent proof reader. Headlines and front pages are ignored along with the fact that the odds are mathematically against him in this game of chance. For him, no odds are too big and no dreams too small.

PTD oh PTD

Aku baru je selesai membaca coretan dari blog anti PTD yang korang boleh baca disini.

Tetapi kali ini aku rasa sangat berbeza sekali. Walaupun hati aku sakit bila membacanya tapi hati aku jadi makin sakit bila memikirkan kebodohan pegawai-pegawai lain di skim yang sama dengan aku. Tidak terfikirkah akan mereka tentang tanggungjawab dan amanah rakyat yang dipikul?? BEtul jugak laa kata mereka bahawa harus diterapkan nilai agama dalam ujian pemilihan PTD sebab mereka-mereka yang buat taik ni takde rasa berdosa langsung. Terutama yang berkhalwat tu...

Semua manusia melakukan kesilapan..itulah ungkapan yang biasa aku dengar bila seseorang tu mengakui akan kesilapan masing-masing..

Aku akui orang skim lain pun sebenarnya lagi teruk dari skim M, tapi ingatlah wahai manusia skim M bahawa anda tidak boleh buat taik sepanjang perkhidmatan anda bersama Kerajaan. Seronok gak baca blog yang kutuk PTD sebab secara tak langsung PTD menjadi ikon buat skim-skim yang lain dan secara tak langsung juga, PTD muda boleh mengetahui serta menilai apa yang patut dan tak patut dibuat dalam perkhidmatannya..

Nway, thanks for the kutukan dan teguran. Bagi aku, aku terima segalanya dengan hati terbuka dan fikiran yang positif. Dah buat taik, kena mengaku laa..ye tak?? Tapi orang lain toksah laa baling batu sembunyi tangan..

Nalbandian scores again

David Nalbandian beat Rafael Nadal 6-4, 6-0 Sunday to win the Paris Masters and clinch his second straight Masters title after winning in Madrid last month.

He also beat the world No. 1, Roger "FeDex" Federer twice both the tournaments..although I hate to see Roger loses but Nalbandian did play a splendid game and he deserved to win.

``I was injured the first part of the year,'' Nalbandian said. ``So it wasn't very easy for me to come back and play good tennis.''

The win means Nalbandian is first alternate for the season-ending Masters Cup in Shanghai, which features the top eight players in the ATP race. Federer, Nadal, Novak Djokovic, Nikolay Davydenko, Andy Roddick, David Ferrer, Fernando Gonzalez and Richard Gasquet will play in the Masters Cup, which starts Nov. 11.

I can't wait to wacth that...kudos for you David Nalbandian!!!!

Back to hectic life

Today I am back to work. Malasnya rasa nak buat kerja.
Pertamanya, aku dah tak tahu mana nak start keja yang tertunggak.
Kedua, aku masih dalam mood raya.
Ketiga, penat drive tak ilang lagi (walaupun dah sampai KL ari Rabu lagi).
Keempat, fikir pasal duit sebab gaji masuk awal dan next gaji masuk akhir bulan 11.
Kelima, aku rasa nak tido
Keenam, aku nak main game PS2 yang aku baru beli semalam
Ketujuh, memang aku malas nak buat kerja!!!!

Sebenarnya, tak kiralah berapa alasan kita sekalipun. Tapi bak kata pepatah Melayu "nak seribu daya, taknak seribu dalih".

So, back to work everybody!!!!!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri

This is the last post for this week coz im going back to my hometown in Terengganu. Ohh..I cant wait have those 'ikan bakar', 'goreng daging' Mi's recipies, and don't forget; golf with Abg Mat.



Tonight is the'Launching of our astronought' but NASA used the terms "space flight participants" but regardless of what others said, we as a Malaysian should be damn proud because two of our countrymen had undergone a hell of a training and now one of them is going to outer space.




Well, I think Raya fever has gotten me more than those astronought.

Before I pen off, I would like to wish all of you that reads my blog :

Half day

Semalam selepas aku selesai menaip previous post aku, tiba-tiba mata aku rasa macam kena cili..pedih dan sakit..bila dah ok skit,aku sambung buat keja. Tapi bila tenung monitor komputer, terus pedih balik...air mata toksah cerita laa..keluar macam pili air, but i am not even crying..

So, aku mintak permission bos aku untuk ke klinik..dan aku pun pegi laa ke klinik berdekatan di Precint 8 (dkt tu je yang aku tahu pun).

Lepas buat check up dengan doktor di sana. Aku disahkan terkena "keradangan mata" dan mendapat cuti sakit separuh hari..sebotol ubat titik dan beberapa ubat lain. RM35 duitku terbang.


Apa lagi..aku terus balik rumah laa...dan begitulah tajuk post aku kali ini..

Shocking weekend

To my disbelief, lots of unbelievable things happens this weekend.

Numero uno!!
RUGBY WORLD CUP

England cruises through with 12-10. Sorry Aussie..it was not your day!!

And New Zealand "All Blacks" also walks out from World Cup with 18-20 defeat to home team, France. This was a bit shocked. I watched the game, even though it started at 3 am and ends at 6 am. I was devastated. Siting in front of my tv in disbelief , wearing an All Blacks cap that the New Zealand's Minister gave me and not remembering my wife called me crazy before that..

Number 2.

F1 Grand Prix

Lewis Hamilton was denied the Youngest Number One title as he crashed and walked out from Chinese Grand Prix pointless. Now the title chase is a three-man race between Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikonen and Lewis Hamilton.

Anyway, shit happens all the time!!

Finally

Yesterday I managed to buy 2 ticket for The Clash of Times ; Roger Ferderer vs Pete Sampras.

It will be held on 20/11/2007 in Melawati Satdium, Shah Alam. Yes...its in Malaysia.

RM 90 for a seat in row N. Although its quite expensive but what the heck..its a game of a lifetime!!!

Game of the week

There will be an important match in this weekend but its not in the EPL but RWC.
RWC?? Is it a new wrestling programme??
No you dumb ass..its Rugby World Cup!!!


Match 1.

England vs Australia

Prediction : With a team that a re not as strong as before, Australia can take their revenge from losing to England in the previous World Cup Final..

Match 2.

New Zealand "All Blacks" vs. France

The All Blacks had thrashed France 61-10 in their previous meet in Wellington three months ago. I dont think All Blacks can be stop this year..GO ALL BLACKS!!!!

The 4 Point Checklist Before You Buy Used Golf Clubs

Buying used golf clubs is a good choice for budget golfers and new golfers. Today, you don't have to spend a lot of money to get the brand name golf clubs that you are interested. You can find many good quality yet cheap used golf clubs on the Internet fairly easily. But the fact that used golf clubs was used; the condition of the clubs could vary depending upon how often it was played. So, here are the checklists before you start shopping for used golf clubs:

Golf Club Heads

Make sure the used golf clubs do not have major dents and scratches all over the club heads. Ideally, the club heads should be free of gouges, chips in paint, ball marks and scratches. Since it is a used golf clubs, slight ball marks and minor blemishes on top of club head are acceptable.

Golf Club Faces

Golf club faces is utmost important because dents and scratches especially on the clubface could seriously affect the flight path of the golf ball. You may want to check the clubface for worn spot. Usually, face wear is obvious on the used golf clubs that had been heavily played for a long period of time. In general, club face with the scoring lines and markings that still sharp with litter wear and scratches is consider in good condition.

Golf Shafts

Golf shafts are the second important area to check. For graphite golf shafts, check for potential shaft burn or bag wear areas that may cause weakness. For steel golf shafts, check for any bending signs. Make sure the shaft is structurally sound. Finally, verify the used golf clubs set has similar golf shafts on all golf clubs so that the feeling of the golf swing is consistent among all the golf clubs.

Golf Grips

Make sure the golf grips don't have cracks, splits and worn areas. Even if the grips appear to be perfect on the used golf clubs, you may still have to change the grips as the grip size may not be right for you . If the used golf clubs need to be re-gripped, you will need to pay additional RM300 to get every grip in the golf bag changed (it's about RM25 per club).

Golf Set Consistency

Check through all the golf clubs for incomplete and non-matching sets. Make sure the used golf set has consistent shaft models, shaft lengths, shaft flexes and lie angles. Also, verify there are no duplicate clubs within the used golf set. Moreover, make sure the Irons set must consist of at least eight (8) irons in either a 3-PW or 4-SW combination. Finally, look for any non-factory alterations (such as non-factory installed shafts).

Happy golfing everyone!!!

BAYARAN PAKAIAN ISTIADAT, BANTUAN BAYARAN PAKAIAN BLACK TIE DAN BAYARAN PAKAIAN MENGHADIRI UPACARA RASMI

Hmmm... dah naik lagi.. last elaun ni naik adalah pada tahun 2005 di dalam Pekeliling Perkhidmatan bil.26 tahun 2005. Best laa junior kami, dapat claim 'cow-cow'!!

Time aku dulu claim untuk baju istiadat baru RM750, lepas aku dah claim, terus naik RM1000. Sekarang dah naik RM1500!!!

Untuk baju Black-tie (baju nie aku sendiri tak tau mcmana rupa bentuk dia) dari RM500 (time aku) naik kepada RM650 (2005) dan sekarang naik lagi kpd RM1000!!!

Dan untuk Pakaian ke majlis rasmi, dulu Kerajaan beri RM300 je, pada 2005 naik laa sikit lagi RM 450 dan sekarang ni, RM650 dan RM450 kepada pasangan (dulu-dulu takde nih)..

Untuk rujukan yang lebih lanjut boleh klik di sini.

Tapi aku heran...bukan semua kakitangan awam yang dapat keistimewaan ni. Nape takde bonus yek???

Avram "go to hell" Grant

The Avram Grant experiment at Stamford Bridge is creating tension and discord in the Chelsea dressing room, after players feel Grant is not the right man for the job.

Does it need a few games to proof that this Israeli knew nothing about Chelsea's Football? Or does the Russian owner too stupid to realise??

Since taking over from Jose "The Great One" Mourinho, Grant's record has been dismal. Apart from Chelsea's 4-0 win over Hull City in the Carling Cup, the Israeli has yet to taste victory in the Premiership. Fulham were nearly close to ending Chelsea's long unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge.

That left many of the Chelsea supporters frustrated at the plight of the club. Some even turned on owner Roman Abramovich. One threw his shirt to the ground and screamed abuse at the Russian. Abramovich's increasingly hands-on stance at the club is proving unpopular with the fans.

For Grant though, a former Israel national team coach, appears to have failed in attempts to quell resistance to his appointment as Chelsea manager. According to reports, senior players continue to doubt his ability and qualifications to lead a team of Chelsea's calibre. Members of the coaching staff also have little faith in him.

Will Chelsea self-destruct under Roman Abramovich's meddling hands? Well, to me it depends on who comes to replace Avram "your time is up" Grant!!

P/S: Never trusted your properties to an Israeli !!! They make yours as theirs...and then they owns it...

My New Game

Last weekend, I have gave myself a new dimension. I played Golf. Yeah, GOLF!!!! I remembered, I have lots of surmise of the abbreviation G.O.L.F. such as "Golongan Orang Lemah Fikiran", to show how much I hated golf.

So, after I've been asked thousand of times by my collegue, so I wanna give it a try. Still I haven't forgot this is Ramadhan, a fasting month.

Then, exactly 12 noon, me and my other 2 friends meet at a driving range in Damansara. Quite cheap, RM10 for 100 balls, but I knew places in Cyberjaya that charges you only RM7 for 100 balls.

First 10 shots, I only hit the grass and the balls goes like a hockey ball. Very straight forward below...

But, then they gave a few tips and after that, voilla!!! I hit the ball like a pro.
At the end, for my last few shots, I managed to get 150m distance. Quite impressive for a newbie..

Excited by new experience, i decided to give it another try, or maybe a serious try.
So, friends outside, if you want to join me, learn a bit of what golfing is all about and have the experience of playing golf, feel free to contact me. We can go together as newbies.

As the Malay proverb says,"tak kenal maka tak cinta"

Lesson of Life

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen.

The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted.
The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise.
The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.
The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.

The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up.

If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall.

Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. Don't judge life by one difficult season. Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come some time or later.

**morale of this story is very related to Chelsea**

The Cancer is spreading

Man Utd 2 - o Chelsea

A new chapter in the remarkable recent history of Chelsea opened in controversial and inauspicious fashion at Old Trafford as Avram Grant's first game in charge of the club ended in a 2-0 defeat at the hands of Manchester United.

Although the game seems to be quite bias but Chelsea is already "fucked-up"!! John Obi Mikel was harshly sent off for a foul on Patrice Evra, before Carlos Tevez gave United the lead in the third minute of first half injury time when only two minutes additional time had been signalled.
Then, to add insult to injury, Louis Saha won a dubious penalty in the last minute.

Didier Drogba who took Mourinho's exit from Stamford Bridge worse than any of his teamates has hinted that he maybe following teamates, Micheal Ballack to Real Madrid next season. Arjen Robben , a Ducthman winger has already left Stamford Bdrige for Santiago Bernabeu.

Last words from the Special One - " My feelings are simple. Chelsea was a small club with a small history, with frustration without Premier League titles, until we arrived here and won two titles."
" In my first year, we brought tears of joy because no one had seen Chelsea as English Champions before and that formed a big part of the history of the club"
"The future of Chelsea doesn't interest me now. Win, lose, play well, buy, sell - it doesn't mean absolutely anything to me"

Last word from me - "Fuck you Abramovich!!! Chelsea...you're fucked!!!

Al-Fatihah to Nurin Jazlin Jazimin

Finally, after more than a month went missing, Nurin Jazlin Jaziman, an 8 years old girl found dead in a sport bag near Old Klang Road. She was laid to rest at the Ibu Kota Muslim Cemetery in Taman Danau Kota on Friday.

My wife is 2 month pregnant and soon we will having a child of our own, but my mind clouded with questions. How I am going to ensure the safety of my child? Do I have to implant a GPRS detector to my child? Is Malaysia is not safe anymore?

Actually its our responsibility to make sure that our place is the safest place for our children to live and not depending only on the police service. Nowadays, I am sadden with our social scenario.. If we go 10 years back, anybody will know everybody in that particular place as long as they are neighbours. But what happens today?? Even me dont know the name of my neighbours myself. Thats because they aren't Malaysian..They are Filipinos..

That is another problem of our country. Lots of immigrants and they will do anything for a living as well as their sexual desires. For them, even an 8 years old girl can do!!!! What an animal they are!!! But then, I dont think animal will 'turn on' to another unmature species of their kind.

This is sick!!! And this got to stop!!! We must build back our "Rukun Tetangga" and make our society strong!!! Beware of immigrants. The reason they came are because of work and money. Malaysia have both. Our youngsters nowadays don't want to work as an constructions workers and they will laugh to whoever who did. When this became a trend, immigrant will take the chance and Malaysians are the stupid ones.

Mourinho Leaves Chelsea

This is the end of the road for "the Special One".

Manager Jose Mourinho has left the English Premier League club, a club statement has confirmed early Thursday morning.
Just minutes ago, a statement on the official Chelsea club website has confirmed that the club have parted company with Mourinho by mutual consent. The statement said: "Chelsea Football Club and Jose Mourinho have agreed to part company today (Thursday) by mutual consent."

You can read it more in http://www.espnstar.com/epl/newsdetails.cmd?id=7005979

What can I say, even The Special One get sacked..but I don't think this is a smart move from the owner, Roman Abramovich. I agreed that he is fucking rich, but money can't buy winning games. I am shocked and sad..I remembered in my last post i've wrote that Chelsea's draw with Rosenborg is totally unacceptable and I guess the words took its toll.

But still, this is far more unacceptable. It will bring unsettled situation in the dressing room. Some players may also leave alongside The Special One. Didier Drogba, Ricardo Calvarlho,Frank Lampard, John Terry, Frank Malouda and Solomon Kalou to be name a few. These are the Mourinho's minions that makes what Chelsea are about today. Not to mention, Micheal Ballack that will roll-out to be a Real Madrid player in January.

For me, Jose "The Special One" Mourinho is by far the best manager ever in Chelsea Football Club history or even in the world. But only gods knows what will happen next.

Chelsea's next match is against Premier League champions Manchester United at Old Trafford on Sunday. Its do or die...

European Champion League comes again

Well guys, ECL comes again..and i'm so excited as both my favourite teams qualify to the final stage.









Last night both of 'em had their opening match. kudos for Real Madrid for beating Bremen 2-1, but for Chelsea, a draw with Rosenborg is unacceptable.

Next match:

3 Oct 2007
Valencia vs Chelsea
Lazio vs Real Madrid

*All game started at 1945, err..about 2.45 a.m. 4 Oct 2007

ICE - In Case of Emergency

I get this idea through a forwarded email from a friend.

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.

Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign. The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose.

In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as "ICE."

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 And ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference! Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today!

Plane Crash in Thailand

A plane has reportedly crashed while trying to land on the Phuket airport runway after being caught in strong winds. It is said that the pilot could not see the runway properly and the plane heavily hit the runway. The aircraft immediately broke into two pieces and caught fire. At least 88 people died and no Malaysian were reported passengers of that plane.

Its a tragic news to start a day..I felt sorry for their family..

From what I know, this plane was a budget airlines. Many budget airlines use older planes that have been leased or purchased after years of use by other airlines. The accident was likely to raise new questions about the safety of budget airlines in Southeast Asia.

Speaking of budget airline, we also have one our famous Air Asia with the motto "Now everyone can fly". We heard them bought a few of Airbus plane not too long ago. Now, they sponsors F1 team, Renault and you can see Air asia.com at every referee's shirt in English Premier League. Thats mean they are making big money.

But, are we sure of the safety? Yes, various of safety measure have been taken but shit happens sometimes. I hope Air Asia should be more careful after the crash of its competitor's plane. We dont want to hear nor see jokes in the paper "Air Asia - Now everybody can crash"

Tennis: Federer to face Sampras in Shah Alam

World number one tennis player Roger Federer will take on his predecessor Pete Sampras in an exhibition match on Nov 22 at the Malawati Stadium in Shah Alam.The clash between the two greats is part of the inaugural Merdeka Tennis Challenge which features the exhibition match and the US$150,000 Malaysian Open.

The Malaysian Open featuring men's singles and doubles events is held at the same venue from Nov 18-25.

The exhibition match is the second time the two players will meet after their only meeting in a professional match during the fourth round of the 2001 Wimbledon Championships.
Federer then upset his former idol 7-6 (9-7), 5-7, 6-4, 6-7 (7-2), 7-5 win.

Federer also took great delight in beating Sampras at the American player's home in Los Angeles in a friendly match during his build-up to the Pacific Life Open in March.

“To play against Pete is a dream come true. The only time I ever played him in a professional match was in my first Centre Court appearance at Wimbledon in that famous match which I won 7-5 in the fifth set,” said Federer in a recorded video statement.

“I was still very young and Pete was clearly reigning at that time. I am so excited to play Pete and I am really looking forward to visiting Malaysia for the first time,” added the Swiss.

Sampras is also looking forward to playing Federer again.

“Practising with Roger in March has given me confidence as I felt that I really could hold my own,” said Sampras in a telephone interview during the press conference to announce the Merdeka Tennis Challenge in Petaling Jaya yesterday.

“It will be two players who have similar temperament playing some great tennis for the sake of history. Both of us like to let our racquets do the talking.”

Sampras also believes that Federer would be able to break his record of 14 Grand Slam titles.

Federer picked up his 10th Grand Slam by winning the Australian Open in January and would be looking to add to that number at the French Open, which starts on Sunday.

Another exhibition match is being organised during the Merdeka Tennis Challenge but the players involved will be named at a later date by the organisers First Events Promotions Sdn Bhd.

Meanwhile, the Malaysian Open would feature a qualifying draw as well as a 32-player main draw. There would be no qualifying tournament for the doubles and the main draw would feature 16 pairs.

The organisers will exercise the right to offer at least one wild card entry in the men's singles qualifiers and another in the doubles for Malaysian players.

http://thestar.com.my/sports/story.asp?file=/2007/5/24/sports/17818481&sec=sports

Bulan Ramadhan Al-Mubarak

Hari ini hari pertama umat Islam berpuasa. Jadi, aku dengan rendah diri ingin mengucapkan "Selamat Berpuasa" untuk seluruh umat Islam di dunia dan untuk non-muslim di Malaysia saya ingin ucapkan "Selamat Membeli makanan di Pasar Ramadhan" tapi jangan sampai yang berpuasa takde makanan nak makan!!!

Salt vs Talcum powder

This incident happend last week on the air....

Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to call to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor.

She asked,"Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." she said.

The lady confidently said, "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs...

Why Singapore never won Miss Universe

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their MissUniverse representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked ? simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says:LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is :Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even moreapplause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU
The Judges fainted..!!!

Merdeka Celeb

After going back to KL from enjoying my 3 days meeting in Tioman Island, I got a call from Wisma Putra asking me to report duty in Renaissance Hotel on the 27th..and i will taking care the Minister from New Zealand, Hon. Rich Barker.

Actualy, Im on leave that day, but for the love of the country, i made my sacrifice..yeah rite!! Menyumpah tak hingat...

*to be continued*

Meeting in Tioman Island

After LID in Langkawi, I have to left my wife alone again for a stupid JKP meeting in Tioman Island. Its all because our big boss wants to go snorkeling. Im so fucked up..



But I am a positive person, I will bring my camera together and try to snap some nice picture to show to my wife. Maybe in the future, i'll try to arrange a trip there..just for both of us..oh yeah, i forgot......theres another person will always follow us after this...this little devil inside her belly.

I am a married Person

20.07.2007 - Kuala Terengganu.

The Akad Nikah ceremony between me and Melmel were being held at my house in Kuala Terengganu and run smoothly that day with me doing the Lafaz Akad only once...!!! Look at the date...im proud of us..

21.07.2007

Bersanding ceremony..about 2000+ people coming. Only after the ceremony in the evening, i've been told that the chicken dishes and the pickles were "sold out" as early as 2 pm..

Nway, we are married now..and its been a month already.

For all friends, thank you for your wishes and we wish you guys the same..

New Man

Hello...I'm Back.

After a few months since I left Met. Dept. and adapting my life in MOSTI, I felt an overwhelming wave of tense and bored surrounded me..so I said to myself. I need to blog..

One of things that I hate here in MOSTI is the computer.. you can access blogger.com from here but you cannot transfer you picture from phone or your digital camera into the computer..seriously, I have a lot of pictures to be put in here but I can't. That's why i stopped blogging.

Theres a lot i would like to tell...like I'm married and my wife's pregnancy...my car looks normal again..places that i went..being a Liaison Officer, but to me a story isn't complete without a picture.
So, I didn't post a single story or any fucking updates because I CANT PUT MY PICTURE IN IT!!!
ARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Anyway, we are living in a high technology world. I'll try to update this page regularly with or without pictures..InshaAllah.

First thing first, I start with changing its skin...hows that??

First Day

Hari ni hari pertama aku 'report duty' di Kementerian Sains Teknologi dan Inovasi (MOSTI). Aku ditempatkan di Bahagian Pembangunan Sumber Manusia dibawah En Zulhisham Ahmad Shukori.

Masuk-masuk aje dah diberikan tugas yang pertama, iaitu menyediakan kertas cadangan kenaikan pangkat JUSA C untuk Datin TKSU(O) aku.

Nanti aku akan update bersama gamba bilik baru aku...tunggu

Teks Mufti Perak Menghadap Sultan Perak

Maksud Hadith rasulullah S.A.W. : "Mereka yang tidak memikirkan masalah ummatku BUKAN dari kalangan ummatku"

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh,
Hari Isnin, saya ke Kuala Lumpur dan saya menemui enam peguam dan beberapa pemimpin NGO untuk mendengar taklimat mengenai keadaan agama Islam dan orang Islam di negara ini.

Taklimat berlangsung selama empat jam setengah. Pada pagi Selasa, saya telah dipanggil oleh Sultan Perak untuk menyembah taklimat. Kemudian menyembahkan taklimat yang hampir sama pula kepada Majlis Raja-Raja. Saya memberi taklimat mengenai bahaya yang sedang dihadapi oleh umat Islam pada ketika ini.

Bencana umat Islam

Waktu ini ada kes Lina Joy (Azlina binti Jelani) yang sedang menunggu keputusan. Lina Joy memeluk Kristian dan berkahwin dengan seorang India beragama Kristian. Dia pohon kepada Mahkamah supaya namanya ditukar kepada Lina Joy dan agama dipadamkan dari Mykad beliau tetapi Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara tidak dapat memadamkannya kerana tiada perintah dari Mahkamah Syariah.Lantaran itu, beliau telah mencabar ke Mahkamah Persekutuan berasaskan Perkara 11 (1) Perlembagaan Persekutuan yang menyebutkan bahawa tiap-tiap individu rakyat Malaysia berhak memilih agamanya sendiri (Every person has the right to profess and practice his religion)

Kes ini dibicara di hadapan tiga hakim di Mahkamah Agung iaitu Ketua Hakim Negara, seorang hakim bukan Melayu dan seorang hakim beragama Kristian. Jika dalam kes ini Lina Joy menang; maka agama Islam akan hancur. Ia membawa implikasi:
i) Kuasa Raja mengenai agama Islam akan hilang.
ii) Kuasa Mahkamah Syariah tidak boleh dipakai.
iii) Orang Islam tidak boleh memaksa anaknya sembahyang, tidak berhak lagi kutip
zakat dan tiap-tiap orang boleh mentafsir Islam ikut kehendaknya. Itulah akibatnya.

Malangnya orang Islam nampaknya tidak prihatin sehingga dalam perbicaraan itu. Tidak ramai yang hadir untuk menyatakan sikap dan sokongan. Majlis Agama pun dilihat tidak menghantar orang Islam. Pemerhati dari Islam tiada. Ini berbeza dari kalangan bukan Islam. Hatta, peguam/pemerhati dari Kedutaan Kanada , Australia dan Amerika Syarikat pun sanggup datang.Bahkan, peguam-peguam pemerhati ini dibenarkan berhujah. Ini amat berbahaya. Ia belum pernah berlaku. Jadi Majlis Raja-Raja sedikit tersentak setelah saya melaporkan perkara ini.
Peguam Negara telah dipanggil oleh Majlis Raja-Raja dan Peguam Negara kata tidak boleh buat apa-apa. Tunggu keputusan saja. Inilah keadaan yang telah menjadi bagaikan telur di hujung tanduk.

Gerakan Kristian dan Hinduisme

Orang Melayu yang berjinak dengan Kristian biasa dilatih secara mendalam di Singapura. Identiti mereka ditukar. Sekarang, terdapat dua gereja orang Melayu di Kuala Lumpur. Di Brickfield, ada usaha memberi makan tengah hari percuma pada hari Jumaat kepada remaja Melayu yang lepak supaya mereka leka dan tidak pergi ke masjid. Terdapat ratusan pemuda-pemuda Melayu pergi ke gereja di Brickfield ini.

Saya telah memberitahu juga hampir 250,000 orang Islam yang murtad tapi saya dicabar oleh Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri. Orang Islam yang memeluk agama Hindu sahaja sudah hampir 100,000 orang. (Sumber : jangkaan Persatuan India Muslim). Bahkan mengikut laporan pihak polis, belia-belia Islam yang menganggotai black metal, yang memaki Tuhan sudah ada 13,000 hingga 14,000. Orang yang ikut Ayah Pin yang mempercayai "Ayah Pin itu Tuhan" adalah 14,000 orang. Ini yang menjadikan saya lantang.

Majlis Raja-Raja Bangkitkan:
1) Apa peranan masjid.
2) Apa peranan imam-imam dan pengurusan masjid.
3) Kenapa tidak bendung sedangkan ada undang-undang.
Peguam Negara kata, berbezanya paderi dengan imam-imam kita ialah paderi-paderi menunggu kedatangan hadirin seperti menghormati tetamu di pintu gereja. Mereka memberi khutbah dengan terancang dan profesional sehingga orang boleh yakin dengan cakap-cakap mereka. Selesai majlis, mereka tunggu di pintu gereja dan mengucapkan selamat. Mereka suka bertanya khabar dan suka ambil tahu dan sering tawarkan pertolongan. Bezanya, khutbah kita tidak menarik. Disampai secara tidak profesional.

Di Uzbakistan dan China , walaupun 70 tahun ditekan, mereka masih kuat. Dalam keadaan yang cukup kuat ditekan, mereka cuma utamakan penyebaran salam dan kuatkan silaturrahim di samping membaca ayat-ayat suci Al-Quran di dinding-dinding masjid. Imam masih boleh berbahasa Arab. Itu ketika Komunis berkuasa. Ini rahsia kekuatan mereka dapat bertahan.

Serangan aqidah di Malaysia

Sekarang di Malaysia kita diserang dalam bentuk yang dahsyat. Serangan pemikiran.
1) Golongan intelektual.Orang Kristian yang buat serangan. Walaupun mereka berjaya serang tetapi mereka tidak dapat tawan hati orang Islam. Untuk itu mereka cuba mempelajari Islam dengan untuk menyerang Islam. Mereka juga wujudkan fakulti-fakulti Islam di universiti mereka.
2) Mereka juga melahirkan kekacauan kepercayaan lalu membawa pemikiran Islam liberal. Mereka letak semua agama itu sama. Ia datang dari sumber yang sama iaitu Tuhan yang sama. Cuma masa wahyu turun, Islam diterjemah dalam mesej ketuhanan itu mengikut bahasa-bahasa berbeza sesuai dengan bangsa dan keturunan Nabi. Tegas mereka, kitab-kitab suci itu adalah terjemahan. Oleh itu ia boleh dipinda dan ditafsirkan semula. Dalam kurun ke 16, ia telah disaran oleh Yahudi dan diterima oleh para paderi Kristian.

Ini yang menjadikan Kristian berpecah pada berpuluh-puluh mazhab. Dulu, cuma ada Kristian dari mazhab Roman Katholik. Masing-masing menuduh masing-masing mazhab kafir. Inilah pula yang dibawa ke dalam dunia Islam.

Islam liberal begini mulai masuk pula ke Indonesia . Mereka menguasai universiti dan media dengan dilindungi dan disokong dengan kuat oleh AS dengan berbilion-bilion USD. Ini menjadikan fakulti-fakulti pengajian Islam di universiti-universi ti di Indonesia sudah tidak ada lagi penuntut. Kini sudah ada fatwa di Indonesia bahawa perkahwinan lelaki sesama lelaki itu sah. Faraid dan hudud sudah tidak relevan dan harus dibuang. Ini pun hampir difatwakan akhir-akhir ini oleh Majlis Agama Indonesia. Ia sedang berkembang kerana tulisan-tulisan ini dipelopori oleh intelektual.

Sekarang, di Malaysia pun sudah terbawa-bawa. Begitu. Tulisan-tulisan yang liberal seumpama ini biasanya ditulis oleh wartawan-wartawan dalam akhbar-akhbar berbahasa Inggeris. Dulu Astora Jabat saja yang tulis dalam akhbar Melayu. Kini, Astora guna majalah Al Islam pula sebagai platform dengan ditukar namanya kepada Hussin Ab. Rahman. Kasim Ahmad pun sekarang sudah diberi tempat semula untuk menulis dalam Al Islam.

Keputusan kes pakai serban Ini ada laporannya dalam semua akhbar. Bagaimana 3 murid Islam memakai serban di sekolah telah diberhentikan dan kes mereka pula kalah di mahkamah. Sedang penganut agama lain kenapa bebas memkai serban dan mengamal agama mereka ? Ini satu penghinaan yang sungguh dahsyat ke atas Nabi kita dan Islam pada amnya.

Allah jadikan sembahyang berjemaah lima waktu. Ini bertujuan untuk melahirkan ukhwah. Hikmahnya cukup besar. Seorang orientalis buat kajian kenapa ada rakaat-rakaat dalam sembahyang. Orientalis yang akhirnya masuk Islam itu, sembahyang itu sebagai satu bentuk caj. Pertemuan bahu dengan bahu, kaki dan kaki dia akan caj kuasa rohani.

Untuk itu, kita perlu kuatkan diri. Orang Hindu sedang kuatkan diri mereka. Mereka giat buat tokong Hindu. Di Perak misalnya, ada 2,000tokong Hindu sedangkan masjid cuma 560 buah sahaja. Dan agama Hindu ini semakin menampakkan keganasan. Terdapat ramai juga orang Melayu yang diHindukan. Kini, Filem-filem Bollywood juga di gunakan untuk mendakyahkan agama Hindu di seluruh dunia. Harap kepada siapa?

Kita tidak boleh lagi harapkan pihak berkuasa Jakim, Jabatan Agama atau pihak kerajaan untuk melindungi kita. Allah tidak amanahkan Islam, al-Quran dan Sunnah ini kepada kerajaan tetapi Allah amanahkan kepada setiap individu muslim.
Allah S.W.T berfirman:"Kami wariskan al-Quran itu kepada hamba-hamba Kami yang terpilih iaitu yang beriman kepada Allah; (bukan kepada kerajaan)."

Peringatan-Peringatan Daripada Allah S.W.T.

Tsunami, gerak gempa bumi, ramai umat Islam yang mati. Ini peringatan. Kenapa di Acheh dan Bangladesh ?

Bukan bermakna orang Acheh yang bermaksiat, tetapi mungkin maksiat berlaku di tempat lain. Bagaimanapun, pada malam kejadian itu, ada permainan tari menari dan pesta minum arak di pantai yang berdekatan.

Demikian, sedikit ringkasan. Wallahu a'lam

Dato' Harussani Bin Zakaria
Mufti Diraja Negeri Perak

Kursus Pengucapan Awam dan Penulisan Teks Berkualiti

Pada 9-12 April, aku kembali ke INTAN Bukit Kiara untuk menjalani Kursus Pengucapan Awam dan Penulisan Teks Berkualiti.

Puan Rahimah Yeop yang sememangnya aku kenali sekarang dah ada 'sidekick' baru iaitu Puan Siti Mariam. Dua-dua orang ni memang layak masuk Program Komunikasi dan Pembangunan Latihan, INTAN.

So kelas kami ada 14 orang. Sayangnya, last day iaitu hari persembahan ucapan, salah seorang dari kami, Encik Roslan terpaksa pulang ke Pulau Pinang kerana bapa mertuanya meninggal dunia. Al-Fatihah.

Gambar ini diambil pada majlis penutup kursus ini. Aku rasa kursus ni best kerana tenaga pengajarnya yang berdedikasi dan penyertaan yang sangat baik dari peserta. Aku juga dapat berkenalan dengan kawan baru yang semuanya tidak pernah berjumpa sebelum ini. Atleast dapat jugak tambah network terutamanya dengan penghulu kami, dari Telekom Malaysia, dan juga yang lain terutama dari Pejabat Mufti, Agensi Dadah Negara, Pembangunan Wanita, JKR, Jabatan Penerbangan, Muzium Negara, LHDN, Bomba dan juga Pejabat Undang-undang.

Antara yang menarik kursus ni, pada hari terakhir kami disuruh membuat pengucapan awam dan pengucapan awam kami dinilai oleh ahli kelas sendiri. Keputusannya, tempat pertama dimenangi oleh penghulu kami, tempat kedua oleh Cik Edawati dari Pembangunan Wanita dan ketiga oleh En Baharuddin dari Agensi Dadah.

Walaupun aku takde tempat langsung, tapi aku puas hati dengan ilmu yang aku perolehi dari kursus tersebut.

Kepada sahabat-sahabat kursus Pengucapan Awam dan Penulisan Teks Berkualiti, harap panjang umur dan murah rezeki, semoga kita berjumpa lagi.

Suara Hati Seorang PTD...Guru perlu buka minda

Hi all, aku dah balik dari kursus di Ulu Sepri. Tapi first day aku kesana, berita ini menjadi muka depan akhbar Utusan. "Guru sepakat tolak PTD".

Beza Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik (PTD) dan guru bagai langit dan bumi. Guru dilatih untuk menguasai kemahiran dalam bidang P&P. PTD dilatih sebagai penjawat awam untuk bidang pengurusan dan pentadbiran awam termasuklah pembangunan, perolehan dan perkhidmatan.
Tugas-tugas sebegini di Jabatan Pelajaran Negeri (JPN) sememangnya milik PTD.

Seringkali kedengaran guru bersatu demi kenaikan pangkat tetapi jarang muncul dalam media massa guru bersatu demi kenaikan prestasi sekolah.

Apa silapnya latihan kepada guru hingga melahirkan guru yang hilang arah tujunya dalam mendidik anak bangsa (bukan semua)?Jawatan penerbit rancangan di Bahagian Teknologi Pendidikan Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia (KPM) dan kaunselor di sekolah turut digurukan hingga menjadi guru kaunseling/bimbingan tetapi Persatuan Penerbit Rancangan dan Kaunselor Malaysia dan Dunia tidak pernah bersengkang mata dengan pelbagai simposium dan kolokium semata-mata untuk mencipta resolusi tolak guru yang masuk tanpa diundang dalam skim bakat dan seni atau sosial?

Implikasinya KPM terpaksa mengeluarkan sejumlah peruntukan besar untuk melatih `bidan terjun' dan `pak sanggup' kaunselor dan penerbit rancangan ini yang rata-ratanya tiada kepakaran dalam bidang berkenaan.Hakikatnya masalah disiplin dan buli semakin meruncing di sekolah, TV Pendidikan tidak menjadi wahana pembelajaran dan saya percaya ramai pelajar dan guru sendiri tidak menggunakan TV Pendidikan.

Inilah `dosa' yang kita semua tanggung apabila kita tidak meletakkan orang yang terbaik kepada jawatan yang sesuai. Kita paksa guru yang pakar dalam P&P menjadi kaunselor dan penerbit rancangan yang tidak termasuk dalam pakej latihan perguruan di IPTA dan IPG.

Bahagian Sumber Manusia (BSM) KPM yang selama ini dikhususkan untuk PTD telah menerima kemasukan guru. Pegawai PTD tidak pernah buang guru malah pegawai inilah yang bersusah payah memohon dengan JPA untuk mempersilakan guru di BSM.

Indahnya perkhidmatan awam di Malaysia ini bila kita melatih individu dan meletakkannya di tempat yang dia sepatutnya ada. Ini akan menjana penggunaan guna tenaga yang optimum.Harap-harapnya guru terbuka minda, jangan fikir sempit. Pentingkanlah hasrat negara untuk menyediakan pendidikan berkualiti untuk semua. Ini akan dapat dicapai bila wujudnya kerjasama dengan perkhidmatan lain.

Renungkanlah semula semasa anda di institusi pendidikan yang melatih anda menjurus ke arah pemantapan proses pengajaran serta pembelajaran dan bukannya tugas-tugas pentadbiran atau perkeranian....

Out Again

Hmm..baru je aku nak ber'blog' balik dah kena pegi kursus. Kursus kali ni di BTN Ulu Sepri, Negeri Sembilan. Kursus Pembangunan Kepimpinan Pegawai PTD, namanya. Tujuan kursus ni sebenarnya sebagai latihan atau persediaan sebelum memangku atau dinaikkan pangkat ke gred yang lebih tinggi.

Aih..dah nak naik pangkat ke aku?? Kalu ikutkan, aku masih tak layak nak naik pangkat. Banyak lagi yang aku kena belajar. Jawab soklan PTK pun tunggang terbalik lagi. Inikan lagi kalau dah naik pangkat, mesti org 'expect' aku dah pandai buat keja. "Mengular" aku reti laa, tu skill aku paling hebat.

Tapi, dari apa yg aku sembang dengan orang JPA, penempatan aku yang baru dah pun ditetapkan..aku kena balik MOSTI. Terus terang aku katakan, aku dah suka duduk di Meteorologi ni. Sukan ada, aktiviti sosial pun ada..bos pun ok..

Nway, ni semua cabaran dalam hidup yang aku kena hadapi...

5 Golden Lesson

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each
"So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm." MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

LESSON 2

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
LESSON II: "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"

LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?
"The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???
" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
LESSON III: "NEVER INSULT ANYONE"

LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.
" The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE".The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!! ......... "
LESSON IV: "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHIT HAPPENS"

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain....... .. I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood....... . I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for thebrain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs........ . I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
Eyes........ . I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it'sgoing.
Asshole..... I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE"

I'm Back

It been a while now. I kept thinking why cant I write in my own blog? Then I realise, Google had bought Blogger.com, so I must login with gmail account..how stupid I am..

So, my enggagement is getting near,

on the left is the enggagement ring. Maymel seems very happy since she saw this ring and its good for me. I dunno why diamonds have very good persuasive skill with women? Their eyes goes bling-bling when they saw one. I wonder if women evaluations for love depends on how big the diamonds are?? "palis-palis jauh-jauh"!!!

Cinta : The Review

For me, going home after work is such a boring journey. Stucked in a traffic jam is like a daily routine and moving 10km per hour really can brings out one's stupidity especially when he's driving a fast car like Ferarri or just a 'cilokable' Kancil..

Usually I will have something to eat and fill my stomach first before driving back home. At least when your stomach is full, the stupidity that comes out are reduced. But, new problem arise; where to eat??

Then I realised that it has been a while for me since the last time I went to a 'pasar malam'. Lucky for me, there was a 'pasar malam' in front of vista angkasa and I parked my car nearby. After bought some 'nasi ayam' and 'keropok lekor' for dinner, I saw a stall selling pirated CDs and finally for RM4, I bought a Malay movie, Cinta. I know that it is wrong especially for a government servant like me to support these pirates but honestly I never feel satisfied with the standard of a Malay movies and frankly speaking, most of Malay movies CDs should should be sold same price as a pirated one..I'm not a generous guy but i'm not that stingy neither..

But I guess I was wrong..

Not because of the inconvenience watching a very low quality of dubbing process, fed-up with the interruption when the cd hanged and the idiotic act of not buying extra stock for cigarets...but i found out that this 'Cinta' is the kind of a story I've been waiting all along. The story line, the plots, the scripts and all the expression of the actors were put in a higher standard than before. It really makes the industry proud.

Although it was a bit similar to a Filipino telemovie called "Bcoz of U" and American movie "Love Actually", but still 'Cinta' has its own originality and quality. As our industry has upgraded, maybe next time, Malaysian's producer could use a proper film to shoot so that our movie will not look like a 'soap-drama' kind of picture..

I really recommend this movie, and it worth buying the original CD..hehehe..ok,ok..I will also get one original too..like the motto when I was in USM, Penang. "Kepimpinan melalui teladan"..

Pameran Kegemilangan Sains dalam Tamadun Islam

Jumaat lepas, aku telah diarahkan untuk memastikan lawatan 9 buah bas ke Pameran Kegemilangan Sains dalam Tamadun Islam berjalan lancar. Rupa-rupanya mereka tu orang kampung Timbalan Ketua Pengarah aku, Pn. Che Gayah. Pada mereka, TKP aku ni adalah idola bagi parents-parents yang ada di kampung tu. Dalam banyak perkara, nama TKP aku ni laa yang sering disebut-sebut utk dijadikan contoh dan teladan untuk anak-anak mereka.

Well, our journey started after Solat Jumaat, as it turns out 'semua tak pegi' sebab diaorg musafir, including me..hehehe..

Aku dengar group semalam kucar kacir sebab arahan dari pihak Urusetia tak berapa jelas. So, awal pagi lagi aku dah jumpa Urusetia dan dapatkan arahan yang sepatutnya untuk aku dan ahli group aku.
First stop, Petronas Philharmonic Orchestra Hall,the place where Datuk Siti Nurhaliza organized a concert with Dato' S.M Salim. Aku takut tak sempat dengan masa Dewan tu beroperasi, jadi situlaa aku tuju dulu. Walaupun the audience hanya mendengar taklimat dari pegawai yang bertugas di sana, but they gave their best attention to the brief they've been given.

But the main event for that day, is the Exibition itself..it only took them about 1 hour to finish the exibition with the help of "Digi ghost look alike" that wears a yellow uniform with mini P.A System attached to thier body..

Lawatan berakhir pada pukul 6 petang apabila semua ahli lawatan menaiki bas masing-masing. Ucapan 'terima kasih' tak lekang dari mulut mereka. Kembang hati aku, atleast kami dah lakukan tugas kami dengan baik. Syabas..